Open your refrigerator, and listen to its hum. Interpret its speech. TW: The refrigerator makes many inane pronouncements: ‘Not on my watch’ , ‘Our duty is to...’, ‘We salute those brave pioneers who...’ I try never to listen to its chorus of lies. SC: Doorknob for the winter. Snake click turn turn. Sfeeeesh. Rumble tumble. [...]
“It is we who are the measure of what is strange and miraculous: if we sought a universal measure the strange and miraculous would not occur and all things would be equal.” -G.C. Lichtenberg Length of a quartz stone shaped like a tooth—2.1″ Height of the flagpole visible from my window when standing in front [...]
Back in December 2019, a few of us played a game of Surr-prophecies for 2020. The results, perhaps, are not totally off the mark... January: Cruise ships become infested with juvenile hedgehogs & possum, leading to a economic downturn. An outbreak of Invisible racoon cause havoc in the Disneyland machinery, causing countless accidents. The gastric [...]
As old as tomorrow... With untold floors of FRESH exciting MERCHANDISE, exquisite fixturing, a large, easy-to-use PARKADE OF THE DAMNED and a fine staff of ATTENTIVE SALES ENTITIES... It’s OLD MALL! This volume presents the results of parallel surrealist expeditions to “old malls” in two North American cities. Undertaken in early 2020, these “gothic” experiences [...]
The following game text was sent to us by Justin Orlando Though we may differ in various facets of belief, we are united by a common quest. The liberation of the imagination, the irrational and subconscious sublimated half of us needed to create an absolute/surreal world. It's under the auspice of this ideal, that I [...]
LaDonna Smith: As I step on a mass of meat on the sidewalk, it sucks me right into it, like quicksand! I struggle to break through only to be seriously sinking. Before I know it, I am like treading water, but it is really wine! I am getting a little tipsy from the bouquet, and [...]
SC: Mattias Forshage mentioned Pogo and the Okefenokee in an email, which set me off on a Pogo hunt, feeling something needed exploring down there in a vague sort of way. We only had time for a quick stop, and went to the more touristy entrance on the north. An interesting desolateness, still, and a [...]
Game: Find a pornographic story, ad, or poem (From places like Literotica etc.) and on the first read through change words out automatically as you go along. Steven Desperate to Sponge Ch. 03 Freud had always fantasized about being controlled by a Ostrich, being told when to pontificate and when not to pontificate, but he [...]
SC: We cut out small pieces of paper and each person created the outline of a random shape (first image is an example), then passed it to the person next to them. That person filled in what they saw and so on. A few results below. Save Save Save Save Save Save
A new mormyrid has been discovered, "Paramormyrops ntotom". Come up with a common name or some hidden characteristics for this curious new elephant fish. What are its Hobbies, birth sign, favorite books, life story? Is it looking for the casual hookup or perhaps something more long term? Jason Abdelhadi Common name: Swamp Captain Hobbies: Torturing [...]
