Make your own surrealist superstitions or proverbs.
Casi Cline:
“To ensure a female child will be marriageable, the father must smear her forehead with the milk of the largest bull in the county during every new moon until the first menstrus cycle is successfully completed.“
Steven Cline:
“Counting backwards from 17 can be dangerous, often leading to reality breakdown and cottage cheese growths.“
Angel Dionne:
“Consume extra Sahara Desert for crispy dreams.“