Ottawa Surrealist Group
We detect the presence of a subatomic entity. Collectively, we question it. Each medium answers and writes a new question before passing it on.
What are you attracted to?
Little shepherds of golden places.
Who are your siblings?
Microdimensional radioactive isotopes of subatomicon.
How were you born?
In a hollowed-out stalagmite leaking burning Play-Doh.
What do you consume to sustain yourself?
The fluid inside teeth, the older the better, the bigger the mammal, the worse.
What is the first thing you remember?
I awaken admiring a lightbulb.
Who is your worst enemy?
What do you hope for once you retire?
To fly at the speed of light through each orifice in a potato field in which each potato is simultaneously a black hole and a vagina (the potato field also grows over the Large Hadron Collider).
How do you have intercourse?
I break apart the nucleus with a peppermint made of scented essence and forego the lies of Pinocchio to lie and lay down my extension through the manhole of the sheet.
– JA, PP, L, VL, played on March 18 2018