A swarm of gar infested my back-yard vegetable garden. Whenever I ventured outdoors they gathered around me, attempting to nip at my ankles and ribs with their snapping jaws and elongated teeth. An expert on the matter informed me that a liberal spraying of lemon juice would help rid my garden of the infestation. Unfortunately the acidity of the spray only made the gar amorous and their numbers continued to increase until I feared the largest of the group would come crashing through my kitchen window.

Angel Dionne